How many Ukrainians does it take to put in a light bulb?

Well, one to go steal some wiring from the Russians.

One to convince a Pole it's his patriotic duty to install it.

One to borrow a light bulb from the Germans.

One to round up a Brit to screw it in, because we all know they really know how to do it.

Though the Americans will keep everyone supplied with good coke, so its ok. It only costs them the ink to print the money and can deduct it at a thousand percent, as business expense.

Probably the Germans will want their bulb back, but that's the breaks.